Dear hump day:
Well today is the big day most of the world has been waiting for. The colossal $1.5 billion ($1,500,000,000) Powerball drawing is attracting crowds like no other and I ask you, sweet mother of holy hump day to let those lucky numbers be mine.
I suppose if I don’t hit the jackpot, I will still turn to you for the epic entertainment that you provide. Until next time hump day…until next time.
UPDATE: Well I didn’t win the Powerball but I did win $4. So atleast I got that going for me.